After nine days the fucking avocados would be pretty brown and mushy, even if refrigerated.

I can't wait to see what blockbusters they can produce with Steven Spielberg's non-union Space Mexican equivalent, Steven Spacebergo!

Surprise!  The Vietnam War was hiding in a cave on the south side of town.

I agree, I like Big Jim better as a character in the show.  But it's really jarring how they started Junior down the same (I assumed violence toned down/edited for TV) path, then pulled a 180 to make him a good guy somehow.

You are correct.  Air AND water can make it through the dome, though it acts like a very thick filter.

Definitely worst, as Kirk would kick all the strippers out for doing Satan's work, and it would be another one of his famous sausage fests.

Same here, really.  I was going to use a pic of him as the Sprite-ejaculating sound robot, but got lazy.

http://i41.tinypic.com/34o1…

Her?

There it is!

CS6's Bandaid tool is frickin' amazing.

Hey, weren't you on Clarissa Explains it All, playing a character with the same name as Michael Trucco's on Battlestar Galactica?

I sent one in too, around the time Spielbergo's was posted, so they probably just have a lot of them.

A man is holding a gun to his head, while his wife stands there, laughing hysterically at him.  "Don't laugh," he says to her.  *INSERT MOVIE TITLE HERE*

That word…I do not think it means what he thinks it means.

YOLO, screw the dentist!

Same here.  She was a cutie and smart and sarcastic…humorous sarcasm was one of the things that got me to come out of my shell once in a while in high school.

Embarrassingly, most of my own "innocence lost" stories didn't happen until my early-to-mid 20s because of shyness and shitty religion.  I had dated a few times before then, but didn't have my first kiss until I was 25 (smoking hot redhead at a singles' get together who I sadly never saw again) and lost my virginity a…

"That’s the great Amy Aquino as Sam’s mom" - I think you mean Samm's mom, AKA Neal's mom.  I always get confused as well when actors and their characters swap names…like when Jared Padalecki played Dean in Gilmore Girls, then Sam in Supernatural, I kept thinking he was Dean.

Or go the anagram route: