Exactly.  It's infuriating to me how messed up the system is in the US.  Hospitals constantly complaining that they lose money because of all of the uninsured or underinsured, so to make up for it they just charge everyone 1000% markup on everything and hope enough of them pay.

I's a gonna take-a you bells, and I's a gonna NAIL 'EM TO DE WALL!

It also sounds like more proof (like we need any) that the healthcare system in this fucking country is completely FUBAR.  It sure is nice to know that an illness/injury so obviously humiliating was treated with such total disregard.

Swedish Chef: "Bjork Bjork Bjork!"

So what you're saying is, JJ Abrams is the Peter Molyneaux of movies?

His superpower is shutting the fuck up!

"Wait a minute, this planet has both water AND land at once?  You must be thinking of Star Trek."

Dibs on "Second Coming of Jesus Christ" guess!

He'd better be careful though.  Self-deprecating humor is one of the first steps to leaving controlling religions…he might just laugh his way out of the JWs!

Ah, the good ol' split sentence humor!  Reminds me of the Seven Up commercials with Orlando Jones, where he got T-shirts made with their new slogan!  "Make Seven Up Yours"…

My father read The Robots of Dawn to me around 1985 because he'd bought me the text adventure version for my C-64 and I didn't understand it.  Even after reading the book I never finished that game, because it has such a strict time limit to gather clues, and the actual killer is randomized each time.

Definitely.  If I am ever able to afford my own castle (and am able to live somewhere else while they build it for 10-15 years), they're the ones I'd want to build it for me.

Federico Fellini and John Waters present: Francis Ford Coppola's Vincent Gallo: a Spike Lee Joint, executive producer David Lynch.

Are you gonna grape her…in the face?

The thing is, the Internet has already made available all of the other insane BS that church leaders have spouted off over 150 years, and none of it stops most members from believing.  All they do is pull that double-think shit where they say "Oh, he wasn't speaking as a prophet then, he was speaking as a man."  This…

To be fair, right before the last election I burst into laughter while writing a flash fiction story (less than one page) in a creative writing class.  The teacher insisted that I read it out loud when I was done…it was about how, years after Romney won the election, the Mormon missionaries were responsible for…

And Kurtwood Smith got a bad tuna sandwich from the deli on 5th!  DAMN IT!

More proof that Scientology only "helps" people who are super rich.

Also, fuck Kid Rock for sampling one song to sing about another song and being 150 times shittier than either of them.

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