"So there's this list of best songs, right?"
"Yeah.  One Direction's first!"
"Which direction?"
"No, the band is called One Direction."
"But they copied The Who!"
"Who?"
"No, THE Who."
"Who did what?"
"No, One Direction copied The Who's song Baba O'Riley!"
"Who the fuck is Baba O'Reilly?"
"I don't know!"

Amusing is how I look when anything is occurring!

*pulls up in limo, rolls down window*
"Excuse me, do you have any gay Prepon?"
"Not THIS season we don't!"

That was for Men in Black 3.  And it was shit, so yes, you spoke correctly and appropriately in the direction of Mr. Bull.

EVER.  ANYWHERE.

"Hadouken!"

"Millie per day, motherfucker!"

Someone with better organizational and hosting skills than me should host a Northern California AVC Meetup.  =(

I was already a big baby, but having a daughter increased that tenfold.

@avclub-f073cd45cff903b9a6e8a810ecda129b:disqus  and @avclub-e2f374c3418c50bc30d67d5f7454a5b4:disqus  - Fair enough.  I suppose I should clarify that many of the costumes I would like to wear (Iron Man, Hulk, several different fantasy warrior types from movies or MMORPGs) require a bit more of a physique than I can…

My wife and I have often said that if we ever got super wealthy, we'd build a castle on top of a hill somewhere.  (Originally we were eyeing a spot among the currently in-construction mansions in El Dorado Hills.)  I found this company's website - CastleMagic, who specializes in constructing castles with old and new…

Cool =/= laughing stock.  I'd rather not dress up at all than wear the "fat guy costume".  Just personal preference.  I've seen heavyset guys dressed as orcs that looked great, for example.

What will Sandra Oh be manufacturing?

The one I thought was named "Modest Yahoo" until earlier this year when I saw his name in print?

Also, Artie Green is on 9/10ths of these tracks.

I've always wanted to own/make an award winning costume at least once, but am almost always too lazy or out of shape to do it.

…by the ushers trying to clear the theater for the next show!

*laughs at the idea of himself ever having been a jock*

Ronan?

Souse Ronan?