Wyrm: "BLARGLAEGRLAGHEAGL!"
Dowager Countess: "Are you quite finished?  Obviously you haven't been to Saint Innsmouth's School of Horrification, or you would know how to GHEBGHABELBGLERGBAHERGB properly!"
*Wyrm squeals and flees*

Spontaneous combustion via hand, eh?

Of all of the hot Asian cosplayers, Yaya Han is certainly one of them.

I know my imagined power over pavement heat-mirage puddles did nothing to save me from regular beatings.

ZOMG!

In prison, GPS tracked by the government via implanted microchips…same thing.

CBS Presents: The Buttfucker Proxy!  Y'know, for morons!

WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?

"Gorgeous Morons Retooled into Up All Night"

Gorg Girls?  "LOOK MA, A FWAGGLE!"

YOU WEREN'T AWARE?!  HOW IN THE HELL DO…

The eyes were on the glasses the whole time, behind them are eyeless sockets…and you start screaming as the camera zooms into one of them.

Uggs, lasses.

*hugs Pugs*

I tried to come up with a witty response, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

It's also a terrible car model name, but that didn't stop Pontiac.

He already knows how to say "TREE", so he's perfect for Groot!

I Know What You Witnessed That Summer 20 Years Ago

Oms Purr: Hollywood's version of Handicraft Gyros.

I can't wait for the scene where Prop Schneider warns Jet Duhamel about the dangers of plane vaccines.