Meet the new boss.  Same as the old boss.

The only thing she could do to make her reputation worse is mention the Star Whackers.

Ooh, I have an idea!  Since this is already going to suck, let's cast Colin Farrell and the director's wife, give her more screen time than the hero OR the main villain, and remove any interesting parts of the plot in favor of generic action movie schlock!

Somewhere between fourth and sixth grade, I brought a pocket knife with me to the bus stop.  When the biggest bully made a move on me, I pulled it out and threatened him - with absolutely no intention of using it, I just wanted to be left the hell alone after probably four months of daily bullying.  He backed off and…

(So my like stands out from the non-scrolling list - screw you, Disqus!) SOLD!

Weekend at Hughesie's!

Well played, sir (or madam)!

The AV Club Club!

By the time I finished 8th grade in California, I was pretty much able to hold my own.  The two or three times someone got me pissed off enough to actually fight them my temper scared them off.  In high school the only "bully" I dealt with was more of a verbal annoyance, and almost a friend.

If Alannah Myles sang the song, it would be called "Black Velvet Lines".

Yeah, probably not in my case.  In all honesty I think most of the problem was that Sanford was full of kids with nothing better to do.  I kept myself occupied with video games, books and toys…but for the kids who weren't interested in those or whose families couldn't afford them, the littler kids were their…

Who?

Egg, right?  That's a fruit…

My father tried many unsuccessful tactics for dealing with bullies when I was in grade school.

“That’s how music works—you love a band, you see them once, then never want to see them again,” Colbert joked.

Yeah, that rap was pretty dire.

It's a Muppet, Muppet, Muppet, Muppet, World!

Sounds like something Nick Burkhardt needs to slay with some sort of medieval weapon or poison.

Special guest star: Astronaut Jones!

Wendy's artisan breakfast sandwich with bacon.  Their breakfast sandwiches (and biscuits and gravy) are great, but the dry potato wedges you get instead of fries or hash browns kinda suck.