Isn't that the machine that smooths the ice in skating rinks?

"I'm here…I'm queer…now I've been cancelled!"

Only if Jeffrey Dean Morgan keeps taking on roles of murderous villains with ridiculous hairdos.

You keep saying that word.  I do not think it means what you think it means…

Dead Crow HatAids for you!

"We can make it purple.  We HAVE the technology!"

I'm a 25-ton power loader.  Get away from her, you bitch!

That happened to me in 7th Grade…I read several books for a book report and didn't like any of them enough to write about them, but since I read so fast my teacher let me change several times.  (One of the ones I actually didn't finish was Animal Farm.  Way over my head at that age.)

Did you try restarting your browser?

I've seen that DeviantArt account before, they do great work.

This stupid bullshit has to end.  You should never be able to create a patent without an actual product or service attached!

Doesn't he play Mac in It's Always Sunny?

"You know I can't smurf without you
Can't smurf without you
I can't smurf, and I can't sing
Findin' it hard to smurf anything"

To be fair, Azaria in that Gargamel outfit was the funniest thing in the first movie's trailer, at least to me.

Internet winner for the day!

Nonono, Reubenesque women all wear frilly dresses and are put up on pedestals for 30 years.

Have I got the bank for you!

Yep, looked it up, they were in Belfast.  I've only been north of the Portland area twice, so I've never been there.

Oy, I have a friend and former roommate who looks eerily similar to Jennifer Hasty, who played the creepy doll gal in that.  She frequently plays "crazy person who tries to murder the main character(s)", as she was also a groupie who shot my namesake on Bones.

Spiner: "You know he wears a toupee, right?"  =D