Yeah, when I realized it said "300-meter-tall", and realized that's almost half a kilometer, that couldn't be right.  And of course the linked article just says "300 meter Dalek", no "tall" to be seen.

LACES OUT, HELEN!

Uhh….nice of you to crop the photo to show everything BUT the Dalek you mention in the headline?

Your MOM went on a first date with my now-wife to the movie "Holes"!

As do I.  I'm sure it has nothing to do with the third one being part of my first date with my now-wife.

I'm with you, Handsome Dan.  It seems really strange to me that so many people are becoming deathly allergic to peanuts.  I get the safety measures, but where the heck did these allergies come from?

Oh boy…I wonder if that's one of the reasons he and Sandler seem to have parted ways?

If she doesn't always wear a hat, I will be severely disappointed.  Like when my 7th grade gym teacher was "Ray Mailman".  Seriously?  And you're a gym teacher?

Charlie Bucket:  I think I'll call it a Veruca.
Veruca Salt:  Because of the bitter aftertaste?
Charlie Bucket:  No, because once you've tasted it, you WANT IT NOW!!!

Everything is proceeding exactly as I have foreseen!  The remake window has shrunk to five years, meaning that by the year 2020 we will be remaking movies that came out in the SAME YEAR!

"Gwen Stacy, who's lived most everywhere,

Bing Bing Bing BING BING BING!

Kingpen = Pig Pen grew up and was made ruler of his own, incredibly dusty country?

What do YOU mean "YOU"?

I get BJ Novak and Seth Myers mixed up sometimes…only in photos.

What is this I don't even…

Oh for fucking crying out loud!  When are these stupid assholes going to get it?

GWAR Condoms - Ribbed, Spiked and Tentacled For Her Pleasure(?)

It looks pretty cool, though I'm not sold on that "two people control each robot" thing.  That just seems a bit silly.

My response to large worms of any kind other than earthworms: *gags, nearly hurls*