Scaring someone right at the moment they wake up seems like a really horrible idea.  How many of you have had those nightmares where you think you've woken from a nightmare only to realize you're in another nightmare?  NOT FUN.

Yeah.  Especially if she ends up an atheist like her parents.  Good luck making friends who aren't just trying to get her to go to church functions.

I've heard the "marriage is supposed to produce biological children" argument in my own discussions with conservatives too, and it's BS, because they're not interfering with marriages of men and women who are sterile or who don't want children or who choose to adopt later.  It's a bullshit smokescreen argument.

I wasted four years of my life being a Mormon convert before realizing what BS it was.  Last week my wife mentioned a possible job she could apply for in Salt Lake City.  I laughed and said "no fucking way".  She asked if it were worth considering if a decent pay raise were included…I just said "do you want our…

I totally understand how some comments can set you off even when they're not in context.

My favorite quote: "Card—who has been anti-gay all of his life, despite propaganda that may suggest homophobia is a 'choice'—has increasingly come under fire for his sociopolitical orientation…"

RAPE STOVE!

Not to mention being a a spoiled little rich girl playing at being a tough gangsta.  I can't effing stand her.

Especially since that stupid commercial and song somehow convinced me I wanted a My Buddy doll, despite knowing that it did nothing.

Because it was hilarious.

Dead Silence!

The VHS box cover of that one scared me as a kid…I finally caught part of the movie on TV once, and it was just bizarre.

Shit, I just remembered, I only saw Trilogy of Terror II as an adult, and THAT one was horribly stupid.  Is the first one still considered scary?

But wait…were you strong enough to swing a sledgehammer?  What if it's too heavy?  Oh no, fear is back again!

She married 50-year-old Eugene Tooms from the X-Files.

M-O-O-N, that spells hilarity!

Most of those "puppets kill people" movies are horribly stupid.  I still get angry thinking about the scene in the first Puppet Master movie where the drill guy runs at someone's face, and they just stare incredulously at it until he bores a hole through their head.

Ah, my mistake.  I was going on what a friend said about it.

Yep, Damon Wayans, Jr. had to choose between New Girl and Happy Endings after the NG pilot, so when he chose HE they replaced him.  I agree that it's great they didn't recast the same character.

Jiggawatts!