Michael Winslow.

Whomever connected the Despicable Me Minions to Twinkies has my undying loyalty…for at least another week or two.

To be fair, I DID see a story about Beck and specifically come here to say I don't like him.  I didn't care what the story was about.

*is unfamiliar with term, looks it up on Google, then image search*

No.  Beck is a smug douchebag asshole and I don't like his music.

Besides, it was "BEEEE-DOOO BEEEE-DOOO BEEEE-DOOO"!

@avclub-85d8ce590ad8981ca2c8286f79f59954:disqus  - Yeah, one of the reasons I originally joined the Mormons was the idea of continued revelation and additional books of scripture.  It made sense at the time, and if I were still at all religious, it would still make more sense than the Bible ending around 100 AD and…

The Newer Testament: A Chronicle of Jesus Christ's Great-Great-Grandchildren Hanging Out With Some Professor Of Symbology

Probably the biggest thing I wish they hadn't screwed with in the new movie - Zaphod's second head.  It was just so goddamn weird and distracting to have it where his neck should be…even more so than a malfunctioning animatronic head on his shoulders.

Get him to say his name backwards, and he gets sent back to his home dimension!

Trump trumps money!

Seriously…that sounds like a Douglas Adams-created name.

I want Cloks to show up so I can say "HE IS THE ONE WHO CLOKS!"

Brought to you by Brigham Rung.

*holds beating heart*

Ackbar: "Your hair can't withstand green dye of this magnitude!"

Hehe, the article title is "Escape Plan".  Same as the movie!

Some people wears glasses.  Beth looks like a dude.

DA BEARSS!

@avclub-3c23902822283144c09d87f123545c87:disqus  - And at that I wonder what Superman everyone else has seen for the past 30 years, because the Superman I know (from the Reeve films, TV shows and cartoons) punches lots of shit, especially alien invaders.  Oh, he also throws large objects at shit, shoots heat vision at…