Drugs Bed - The Bed That Drugs.  You.

I wonder if his autobiography will mention that my wife's former father-in-law was neighbors with him when they were growing up?

Agreed.  Jennifer Connelly and Neve Campbell belong on that list too.  Though, actually Connelly is quite beautiful thin.

Legend Of The Guardians Of The Galaxy Of Ga'Hoole: Everyone Is A Fucking Holiday Space Owl

ROFLMAO!

*laughs* Mycroft totally reminds me of Jimmy Olsen.

Hooray!  More arrows to arrow people in the face with!

This is Julian Fellowes, not Michael Bay.

Morning Bart!  Breakfast?
Sure!  I'm so hungry I could eat my shorts!

Six seasons and a movie!

No conversation takes place without at least one (and usually six) servant(s) eavesdropping.

REPOSTED SHAKESPEARE SCRIPTS:

In the end of this version (SPOILERS), Juliet poisons herself after Romeo dies in a last-minute carriage accident.

"Our instruments to melancholy bells…"

When R2 gets spit out of the swamp, Luke used to say "You're lucky you don't taste very good," which was apparently an adlibbed line, but was funny to me and a lot of others.

Apparently it tasted good, or in the special edition, wasn't lucky enough to get out of there.  (WHY THE FUCK DID THEY CHANGE THAT LINE??!)

It's Hip To Be Replaced!

Mum, Dad!  It's old, don't touch it!  *KABOOM!*

-A!

"Despite three return trips to the ER, distaff infection won't go away!"