Pretty much what I was thinking.  A knit hat resembling one used on the show, with no official logos, still counts as intellectual property?

Apply directly to Firefly!

Exact same story for me.  What a stupid damn show.

And they explain in the writeup that season four is **EDIT** weak and mean-spirited toward Diane, so they skipped it.  Presto Changeo, ten episodes.

Don't you mean Corky?

Clearly everyone who responded to my post assumed my joke was about Brits, and not just "old people" with outdated opinions.

Also on the list of these fellows' "unnecessary complications": Racially integrated schools, women in the workforce, and kids on their lawns.

EDIT - Bah, never mind, already been asked a dozen times. I don't watch this show.

And Annette Funicello was the last remaining Keeper protecting us from the curse!

Bleargh.  Rob Liefeld = Captain Sideboob.

Wait, you mean to tell me that there are movies out there that aren't based on real events?!  Next you'll be telling me Ricky Gervais talks to a Man in the Sky!

Aww, he died?  I saw him in the movie for about three seconds…but deleted scenes aren't canon, right?

Joss Whedon presents: Hard to Title S.H.I.E.L.D. Show, Based on the graphic novel S.H.I.E.L.D. Cold Bummer By Stan Lee and Manipulate

I thought Drag Me To Hell was a lot of fun until the bonehead ending telegraphed a mile away.

Grown Ups 3: Rob Schneider Is Back In This One, Hooray Or Something?

Hey, wasn't it fortunate that the love generator on Mars started working just in time to reverse Quaid and Melina's explosive decompression?

You think a guy choosing a near-dead girl is weird?  This IS the author that had a werewolf fall in love with a fucking newborn!

Only one of them actually makes it back home…the Soul Survivor.

After that, we can go to the one remaining restaurant, Taco Bell!

Due to budget constraints, all zombies will be cardboard cutouts.