Don't Trust The B____ In Cell Block 1138

I can't wait until they start doing with movies what they did with the novels: EVERY CHARACTER IN THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY HAS A STORY!

Jekyll-Hyde Doctor - Douchey, Whiny!

Jekyll-Hyde Doctor - Douchey, Whiny!

I watched one or two episodes and couldn't get into it.  The idea that people were TOTALLY THROWN OFF by how "different" he looked when I couldn't even tell the damn difference until someone mentioned his hairline really bugged me.  Also, I find Gina Bellman irritating.  She's not a very good actor, and always looks…

Goofus has lots of dirty sex with women.

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus  - Heh, I like Stargate SG-1's version of the Norse myths, where the Asgard are the alien grays using hologram technology to appear as humans.

Sorry, your GearScore isn't high enough.  You need to be able to do 20 more points of DPS to be of any value to us.

Yep, occasionally the man pretending to be a woman online is really a woman.  My wife and I played WoW together every night while we were dating.

I whined about NOT getting into raids for a while…then I would get into one, and realize after about 2-3 weeks that they were ridiculously fucking boring and it sucked to repeat the same 6-hour dungeon for a chance at some loot maybe every other time.

You're absolutely right.  I tried one of those (Chore Wars I think) with my wife.  We did it for two days before getting bored with it.  There's no tangible reward, so there's no point.

I wanted the mage's staff for a while, but would never bring myself to put enough time and effort into raids to get it.

Yeah, Jane McGonigal is big on the gamification idea.  I honestly think it's cool if used properly…her Urgent Evoke site helped a lot of third-world citizens brainstorm ideas for improving their communities.

I still boggle at the insanity of PETA getting pissed about the tanooki suit: "It's an endangered species that he kills and wears the skin of to get its power!"  Uhhhh….NO…it's a video game, it's magic, and nothing is killed to get it?

LICH KING NEEDS BRACERS!

You're still using memes?  How quaint.  I inject ironic hipsterism directly into my prefrontal cortex.

*facepalm* Oh god, that is the WORST storyline.  Fucking Smurfs.

Though I have complained about the Pandaren being the focus of an entire expansion and being "magically hidden" from the four or five huge evil monsters trying to take over the world, I was more referring to the general storyline itself.  All of the increasingly dangerous antagonists, each more powerful than the last…

"in WoW."  Obviously the Wabbajack wins "in all games PERIOD."

A couple of years ago I was interested in this movie…not so much any more.  The narrative of the Warcraft world is just so overblown and absurd at this point I can't imagine a movie being that good unless it drops or cuts out huge chunks of the story to make any sense.