The mohawk grenade was the best novelty weapon in WoW.

Eurgh, that mirror scene haunted my childhood for years.

"Laughter is what happens when humor is occurring!  I'm Mitt Romney and I support this message."  (Yes, I know, Romney jokes are old now.)

Oof, I can say from personal experience that things like the Odo/Kira/Shakaar thing DO happen to real people.  (Cue Pathetic Geek Stories theme music!)

Beetlemeyer?

Page McWhatever then?

Yolololo lo lolo lo lolo lo lolo lo lolo looooooooooooooooo!

SHUT UP, LUTZ!

Waffle Bar Mixed Nuts - Spooky, Scary

You're thinking of Walrus.

Aaron Paul as Juggernaut in X-Men 6!

That would be great, for sure.  And then watch Glee try to sue him and see what possible justification they can come up with.

Is it odd that I heard that phrase in shouted iambic pentameter?

I'm a bit more than halfway through World War Z.  I really like the style he chose, of interviews with various people from all around the world.  Now I'm even more annoyed at how stupid the movie trailer with Brad Pitt looked.

Even though it's most likely not true, I love the story that the reason the film was cancelled is when Tim Burton saw Nic Cage in costume for the first time, he started laughing really hard, left the room, and never came back.

Even though it's most likely not true, I love the story that the reason the film was cancelled is when Tim Burton saw Nic Cage in costume for the first time, he started laughing really hard, left the room, and never came back.

BANG BANG Hansel's Shiny Hammer came down upon a nail
*do do do doooo do*
BANG BANG Gritty Hansel / Gretel movie is doomed to fail
*bom bom*

The Emperor's New Human-Skin Clothes!

Whoah, we can comment on these now?

Why do I have the urge to make a "fuckin' magnets" joke now?