Get Parker Lewis To Fill In For One Season While Daniel Jackson Is Dead

Jason Statham as Special Ed in Crank Yankers 3?

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Dying Starks, Coming Winter

Come onnnnn!  Pronouns are HARD!

*Snoopy's terrible jokes about zambonis*

Savile LOOKED like a fucking creep at least.

I find it amusing that you were talking to her ON A COMPUTER OVER THE INTERNET and she sounds like she assumed you were doing so from a tent in the woods.

Simple answer to this.  Liberals can enjoy watching a portrayal of a wealthy family that takes an interest in people less fortunate than them, doesn't try to take what little they have from them, and donates to charity and worthy causes.

Ending with a Super Mario reference = 1UP!

I have never heard that phrase or anything like it in an interview.  I have had them cut short and could tell they left it unsaid, but never blatant dismissals.  Maybe because I've done mostly office jobs?  They pretty much say "thanks for your time" and then reject you via letter or email or silence.

This threatens to reach the fury of the Mayonnaise vs. Miracle Whip War of 2003!

Yeah, it almost sounds like a Rage Against the Machine song!

They should have booked Rappin' Jake Sisco instead.  Far more talented and not a total asshat.

I like being confused by entertainers with names that sound like companies or government agencies!

Olivia, 1.5 weeks!

I don't actually watch this show any more, but I'm curious…what happened to Brittany Zika?  She auditioned early last year and got three yes votes, but that's the last I heard of her.

I don't actually watch this show any more, but I'm curious…what happened to Brittany Zika?  She auditioned early last year and got three yes votes, but that's the last I heard of her.

New baby?  Congrats!  I have one too! =)

Valar DeFranceis!