KNO3ING: The More Knowinger

Malkovich montage!

Heard perfectly in Dame Maggie's voice.

FANCY Entourage!

"M.I.A. didn't elaborate on her plans to make her new album any less positive ("I don’t know what it is, but as soon as I work that out…," she explained, sort of)"

My wife and I watched Columbus Circle over the weekend on Netflix.  All I have to say about it (besides "Jason Lee and Amy Smart's characters were fucking morons") is that while Jeff Bridges can pull off shoulder-length hair, Beau cannot.  He just looks…weird.

Oh, the story was that it WAS totally fake.  Like, the houses they didn't choose were just friends' houses that were never up for sale.

1 is the first prime number.

"You pissed off the chicken lady!"  NICE!

Yeah, he mentioned the series name up above.

I too prefer slow zombies.  It's easier to let your guard down against something that shambles at you, and isn't that dangerous on its own, only in groups or hordes.

I have yet to see The Master (though I want to), but for an original screenplay, I would vote for Looper also.

Hell yeah, right?  I just learned that here on the AVC a week or two ago.

"When everybody else in the movie is shitty or a (non-Keenen Ivory or Damon) Wayans,"

Same in The House Bunny.

I get the hate for Two and a Half Men (which is horrible), but The Big Bang Theory is pretty funny, and Lorre co-wrote the original TMNT theme song, so I'm gonna give him a break.

Reminds me of the "bell, book and candle" from Zork.

Never thought I'd beeee a shaaark
Tearin' up the new water paaark

You are a SHARK…on drugs.  Any questions?

I actually had a text adventure creator program for my C64.  I started making one in 9th grade but never finished it.