YES!  I just found this as well.  You were Pip, Merlin's assistant.  All I remember of the series was keeping track of hitpoints, and The Fiend, my exposure to absurdist riddles:

No, give the good trees guns, that'll fix the problem.

Take off, eh?  No way, kidding…great job, eh?

As would that stupid Puppet Master drill-head puppet.  Especially if the people he's boring to death are total fucking morons.

Yeah, never mind, it sucked.

The headline never ends, it just goes on forever…

Breaking Bad: The Next Generation

No.  You don't even paraphrase that line, let alone quote it.  Ugh!

Almost right, except "you got the kind of loving that can be so smooth", hence the name of the song.

"Chill out, man.  Meet me at the Big Yellow Joint!"

SPOILERS

That and "Me Batman" today are commenty gold!

Fuckin' mensies, how do they work?

HAHAHA, awesome!

I've only seen Savini's remake, so I'll have to check this out if it really is that much better.  The original Dawn of the Dead is probably my favorite zombie movie.

"What would you like for breakfast, Mr. Bond?"

Interesting place to ask.  If she's not born by Monday we'll be inducing next week!

A woman at my previous office got her gangsta boyfriend's name tattooed across her otherwise fabulous cleavage.  Then when she broke up with him for being an abusive piece of shit, had to have it covered with random flowers.  Ugh.

Of course it's real.  It's the singular form of the plural "Skrillex".

Please, call me Al-Razi Bin Al-Annaz.  Mohammad.