HEY!  There's only one Scrawler around these parts.  I recon you'd better "draw" that A.

Only if you find the "marble" in the "oatmeal".  Wink wink, nudge nudge.

Beck claimed "he'd put in a bid to buy the network for his outlier station TheBlaze, only to be 'rejected by progressive owners.' "

I have no idea, but I liked him as General Hammond in SG-1.

Yes indeed.  I'm also not a fan of covers sung to the accompaniment of strummed basic guitar chords.

I somehow managed to miss it last December, but I sure as hell haven't for the past two fucking months.  PLEASE PUT SOMETHING ELSE UP THERE ALREADY!  Sick of this goofy dude starring glassy-eyed at me!

Alison Brie?

As long as it's not Shaggy 2 Dope.

The video for Lady Marmalade, on the other hand…five attractive women in lingerie?  Yes please!

*Zimmer hocks hut top landscaping*

But Ladyhawke worked so well with 80s keyboards!

*eyebrow* That only works in Mormon circles.

"You…are the most beautiful girl…in the ridiculously opulent party…'s coat check room."

No, it's Don S. Davis, geez!  Get it right!  ;)

My wife became a Master Food Preserver last year, and has made good use of her skills since, but we can't get a pressure canner because our apartment stove has a glass top.

"One food, please."

Yeah, it unfortunately also resulted in the brief return of the Dick Tracy cartoon, where Tracy does nothing but hand off cases to two horrible ethnic stereotypes.  Even as a 13-year-old, Joe Jitsu and Go-Go Gonzales were really uncomfortable to watch.

LWsTT

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I haven't read the later Dark Tower novels yet, so no idea if you're being sarcastic, but the Wikipedia page for novels connected to TDT refers to IT's Pennywise as a psychic vampire as well.