SO, IN ONE WEEK IN DECEMBER, ME CAN TAKE KIDS TO SEE STAR WARS AND THEN ADULTS TO SEE THIS. MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!

NO, @Mr. Greene. ME AM YOUR FATHER!

THING IS NOT OPTIONAL.
KURT RUSSELL OWNAGE.
JOHN CARPENTER OWNAGE.
FUCKING WILFRED BRIMLEY OWNAGE.
NOT OPTIONAL.

BECAUSE YOU ARE SO MACHO, YOUR PUNISHMENT WILL BE MORE SEVERE!

WHEN GOTHAM IS IN FLAMES AND EVERY DOORMAN HAS BEEN TRAMPLED, ONLY THEN DO YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO ENTER THEATER

ME WILL FILL IN

NO ONE CARE WHO ME WAS BEFORE ME PUT ON PAULDRON!

ME WILL LEVEL EVERY MOVIE STUDIO, AND THEN SUGAR EARTH, SO EVERYTHING TASTES LIKE COOKIE!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

ME WILL DESTROY GOTHAM CITY, SPARING ONLY BAKERIES. ME WILL BE EATING COOKIES WHILE IHOP IS ENGULFED IN FLAMES.

BEING RICH HELPS!!!!

HORSE WALK INTO BAR.
BARTENDER SAYS "WHY YOU HAVE LONG FACE?"
HORSE SAYS, "ME HAVE CANCER."

YOUR PUNISHMENT MUST BE GREATER, SO ME WILL FORCE YOU TO GO SEE THIS AWFUL MOVIE.

ABILITY TO DESTROY VILLAGE IS INSIGNIFICANT COMPARED TO POWER OF FORCE. ME FIND YOUR LACK OF COOKIES… DISTURBING.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SONGS ABOUT RAINBOW OF BLOOD???
AND WHAT ON OTHER SIDE OF DOORWAY TO HELL???
RAINBOWS ARE VISIONS… OF DEATH AND APOCALYPSE
AND RAINBOW OF BLOOD LEAVE NOWHERE TO HIDE
SO ME BEEN TOLD AND ME CHOOSE TO BELIEVE IN ALMIGHTY SATAN
ME KNOW IT WRONG AND ME NOT CARE
SOMEDAY WE'LL FIND IT
RAINBOW OF BLOOD
LOVERS,…

KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!

ME HAVE BEEN FUGITIVE FOR WHOLE LIFE? WHY YOU THINK ME HIDE BEHIND MASK? ME WOULD NEVER WEAR MASK THAT MAKE IT THIS HARD TO EAT COOKIE WITHOUT VERY GOOD REASON.

ME WILL HURT YOU! ME WILL HURT EVERYONE IN SAVAGE LOVE COMMENTS!

WHEN OAKLAND IS IN FLAMES THEN ME WILL… oh, wait, hang on, looks like someone beat me to it. Never mind then.

SPEAK OF DEVIL AND HE WILL APPEAR!