KEEP COMMENTING, ASSHOLES!

YOU KNOW NOTHING OF BEING BORN INSIDE JAIL
ME WAS BORN INSIDE JAIL
WHICH WAS BUILT INSIDE OTHER JAIL
SO WHEN ME BREAK OUT OF JAIL
ME WAS STILL IN JAIL
IT VERY CONFUSING ASPECT OF JUSTICE SYSTEM

YOU MERELY ADOPTED BANE VOICE TO AMUSE YOURSELF ON A FRIDAY. ME WAS BORN TALKING LIKE THIS!

HAVE THE ROLLING STONES KILLED.

ME COULD ALSO PLAY VILLAIN. BEFORE ME PUT ON MASK, ME WAS LITTLE KID, WHO WAS SAD BECAUSE MOM DIED.

ME WILL DECIDE WHICH BANE JOKE TO USE.

ME WILL DECIDE WHO IS POSEUR!!! AV CLUB REDESIGN IS ONLY BEGINNING! SOON ENTIRE WORLD WILL BE MADE OF GIANT PICTURES AND HAVE MAGICAL PROGRESS BAR! THEN ALL COOKIE MONSTER GIMMICK POSTERS WILL SHARE SWEET, SWEET MACARON OF VICTORY!!!

COOKIE WILL PERPETUALLY BE IN CRUMBLE.

NO ONE CARE WHO ME WAS BEFORE ME PUT ON MASK. ME FEEL YOUR PAIN. ALSO, ME INFLICT YOUR PAIN. YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE IN GOTHAM.

BECAUSE ME HATE SO MANY THINGS ABOUT YOU, YOUR PUNISHMENT MUST BE MORE SEVERE.

ME WILL SWEEP THESE AWARDS, THEN ME WILL GO TO AFTERPARTY, AND ONLY THEN WILL GOTHAM FALL.

YOU HAVE BEEN JUDGED AND FOUND WANTING, @avclub-33703f43d07b15b9685c23df73aa67e6:disqus. ME SENTENCE YOU TO LIFETIME OF EATING KALE. ONLY WHEN EVERY TRACE OF SUGARY DELICIOUS SWEETNESS HAS BEEN EXPUNGED FROM YOUR FURRY BODY, DO YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO SHUT DOWN GIMMICK ACCOUNT.

IT 'YOUR', NOT 'YOU'RE'!

THE COOKIES ARE THE LIFE!!! THE COOKIES ARE THE LIFE!!!

SUPERMAN WILL BUM OUT EVERYONE IN WORLD.

SUPERMAN WILL BUM OUT EVERYONE IN WORLD.

SPEAK OF DEVIL AND HE SHALL APPEAR.

SPEAK OF DEVIL AND HE SHALL APPEAR.

ME WROTE THAT.

ME WROTE THAT.