YOU DISPARAGE COOKES? ME WILL BE BANE OF YOUR EXISTENCE! ONLY WHEN YOU HAVE ADMITTED SWEET DELICIOUSNESS OF INDELIBLE CHUNKS OF CHOCOLATE, THEN YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DIET.

ME NOT FAMILIAR WITH WORD "THE", BUT IT WILL NOT PROTECT YOU FROM MY WRATH, MR. AFFLECK. ME WILL DESTROY DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE, AND TURN IT INTO GRIM, POORLY LIT DYSTOPIAN LANDSCAPE WITH NO BANTER AND VERY LIMITED COLOR PALATE, UNTIL… OH… HANG ON. ME SEE ZACK SNYDER BEAT ME TO IT. NEVER MIND. ME JUST GO TO PLAN B -…

AT LEAST HE NOT WEARING HOCKEY PANTS!

ME WAS IN ALL THREE BATMAN FILMS. ME WAS ROBBING BAKERIES WHILE BATMAN WAS OTHERWISE OCCUPIED!

ME AGREE. HE SHOULD HAVE DIED AT RIPE OLD AGE, FROM EATING TOO MANY COOKIES!

CHARACTER WHO INSPIRE GIMMICK COMMENTER CAN NEVER BE CONSIDERED WASTE

ME WAS ALSO EFFECTIVE IN ATTACKING BOX OF GIRL SCOUT COOKIES THIS MORNING. THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS.

ME WILL SEND GORDON RAMSAY TO HELL WORSE THAN ANY KITCHEN. HE WILL BURN FOR ETERNITY AT 375 DEGREES ON LIGHTLY GREASED COOKIE SHEET.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!

NORMALLY ME EAT COOKIES WHILE EVERYONE SUFFERS WRATH. BUT FOR YOU, @Scrawler, ME CAN MAKE EXCEPTION

ME WILL FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED

BANE'S DEATH UNSATISFYING BECAUSE ME WILL NEVER DIE! AND BECAUSE ME CAN NEVER EAT ENOUGH COOKIES TO BE TRULY SATISFIED!

ME WILL CRUSH BATMAN AND HIS ARMY OF WEEKEND VAMPIRES WILL KNEEL BEFORE—HANG ON—BATMANGLIJ? DAMMMIT, ME WAS THINKING OF SOMEBODY ELSE. NOW ME FEEL BAD ABOUT BREAKING THAT GUY'S BACK. OH WELL. MERRY MIX-UP.

SCARECROW NOT TERRIBLY INTIMIDATING BUT AT LEAST HE HAVE MASK. ME CAN RESPECT THAT.

TRY COMBINING BANE IMPRESSION WITH OTHER IMPRESSION! IT TWICE AS FUN! WHEN GOTHAM IS REDUCED TO CRUMBS, THEN YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO EAT SOMETIME FOOD!

ME NOT KNOW WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT!

ME WAS DISAPPOINTED WITH LACK OF NECK-SNAPPING. WHAT GOOD IS SUPERHERO STORY WITHOUT PEOPLE'S HEADS BEING TWISTED OFF?

KEEP FIRING, NFL-WATCHING ASSHOLES!!!

OBVIOUSLY ONLY POINT OF FUN TOY IS ESTABLISHING DOMINANCE. CLEARLY NO ONE WOULD EVER BUY SOMETHING BECAUSE THEY ENJOY IT.

WE ALL VERY PROUD OF YOU FOR SHUNNING THINGS THAT ARE AWESOME.