That " irrelevant outdated" state is very likely providing the coal that powers your access to this site.

Yeah, the characters in "Night" refer to the living dead as ghouls.  I don't think the word zombie is ever used.

I'd laugh if I didn't know that all of these scenerios are actually pilots set to air in the fall.

I'd laugh if I didn't know that all of these scenerios are actually pilots set to air in the fall.

You, Jonathan Swift, and the dingos are in agreement.

You, Jonathan Swift, and the dingos are in agreement.

The Basil Rathbone-Tyrone Power duel in The Mark of Zorro is one of the best all time sword fights.

The Basil Rathbone-Tyrone Power duel in The Mark of Zorro is one of the best all time sword fights.

The thing is, the tourist industry in WV actually employs more people than coal mining does.

The thing is, the tourist industry in WV actually employs more people than coal mining does.

As a West Virginian, I just want to point out that that these people do not…. Aw, Christ, what's the point?  Can we just get Raylan Givens to cross the border and take care of this mess?

As a West Virginian, I just want to point out that that these people do not…. Aw, Christ, what's the point?  Can we just get Raylan Givens to cross the border and take care of this mess?

You should probably give Brom's "Krampus: The Yule Lord" a try.  I haven't read it yet myself, but it looks gloriously bizzaro and has Mike Mignola's endorsement, which is good enough for me.

You should probably give Brom's "Krampus: The Yule Lord" a try.  I haven't read it yet myself, but it looks gloriously bizzaro and has Mike Mignola's endorsement, which is good enough for me.

I felt the same way about Pinnochio

I felt the same way about Pinnochio

Tarzan wasn't raised by gorillas.  They're a species of ape unknown to science Burroughs calls mangani.  As for why the cannibals hunt them, for trophies?  For variety in their diet?

Tarzan wasn't raised by gorillas.  They're a species of ape unknown to science Burroughs calls mangani.  As for why the cannibals hunt them, for trophies?  For variety in their diet?

Lincoln's appearence on "The Brave and the Bold" isn't too far from your scenerio, Robo Redneck.

Lincoln's appearence on "The Brave and the Bold" isn't too far from your scenerio, Robo Redneck.