A Man In Full by Tom Wolf
But it's hard to articulate how.

That would be so great.

"Pining Over A Girl"

Hey!

All Really Serious Movies Should Be Remade With Nick Cage And Set In New Orleans
Antichrist: Port Of Call New Orleans
Irreversible: Port Of Call New Orleans
Requiem For A Dream: Port Of Call New Orleans

"Put On A Glove"

I enjoyed Life of Pi, but I'll admit I have no clue what it was about.

Hey now, don't be so acidic; it's not like orange juice spokesmen grow on trees.

Heath Ledger

I hear chunks of his brain are on it too.

"Cock and Loathing in Lindsay Lohan!"

Alright Guys, I Have A Cray Cray Idea
Someone should make a parody of the famous Conan poster, but with George Lopez instead of Conan and the face bright orange instead of the hair. Make it happen you crazy artists.

John Goodman is about as scary as a soggy donut.

I could take that fat fuck any day.

But what does AmelieGilletteFan think?

If I'm Ever A Reporter…
…and some asshole damages my equipment or attacks me because I acted insensitive, I'm gonna peal that motherfucker's cap.

Mad props on that epic burn dude!

My Dad has a pair. They're green. When he wears them it looks like he's a goblin shapeshifter who forgot to shapeshift his feet.

Some More Ideas
Mein Kampf With A Giant Tarantula
The Naked Lunch With Mummies

Band Of Sisters
Das Ugg Boots