See, that's why I don't play competitively.

I blame Mariah Carey's juicy figure.

Cameron's made some really good movies, so yeah, he gets a lifetime pass. He's still a humungous douchbag that made that piece-of-shit Avatar.

Has Anyone Played…
…Robot Unicorn Attack? It's fun as fuck and the A.V.Club should review it. Plus, 'Always' by Erasure is the background music, which is bloody awesome.

I Hear Ben Stiller Bombed…
…but damn, that picture of him in Naavi makeup is pretty funny.

Yeah, Sonic sucks. He doesn't even look like a hedgehog for Christ's sake.

Same here. I've never played it or even heard of it before 30 seconds ago, but I know deep down it deserves an A+.

Leni Riefenstahl
D. W. Griffith

Unregistered users are second-class citizens unless they have a funny and recognizable schtick.

It's war.

?:^(0)

Give her some sugar cubes and an apple and she'll calm down.

Pet Sematary is King's best novel.

And now we'll never know, will we?

Lincoln: Our Greatest President
Too bad his wife was a fucking psycho.

Thug fo' LIFE mothafucka!

Oh, now it's gone. It was good while it lasted though, huh?

Yeah, I don't feel like rehashing this shit. Count me out.

I have great respect for Stalin's sweet 'stache. He was still a mass murderer though.

Fo'shizzle homeslice. I'm hip.