It's not as good as the other epics. Achilles dies, Ajax dies, Hector dies, Odysseus spends ten years being tormented by an angry god. Aeneas had it easy.

I don't see why pessimistic views of the future are so popular. 2000 is a better time to be alive than 1950, 1950 is better than 1900, 1900 is better than 1850 and so on.

Yeah, I'm so sick of Ayn Rand constantly being adapted for television and movies.

On The Subject Of Hats:
Wearing a hat without looking like a wanker is a lost art.

No, I mean the TV version with Denis Hopper.

Blacula is the ultimate blaxploitation film.

I saw the first one and was incredibly disappointed. The whole thing seemed silly and contrived. I guess it hasn't aged well.

I've Only Seen Two Of These Movies…
…and I can attest that Jason And The Argonauts is far superior to the Sixth Sense.

Speak Ill Of Aqua Again…
…and I will gut you like a fish.

And I intend to make the most of it.

Wrist

Apparently, starting with a bad pun and then building a movie around it is just not a good idea.

No, he's the mother of Artemis and Apollo.

Capitalism!
Woo-hoo!

I've never heard Bladerunner described as post-apocalyptic.

I still think the Big Top Cupcakes were funnier.

Does anyone remember when she was still trying to carry a normal conversation and actually contribute to the community?

This Is Great And All…
…But I want to see a gender-reversed, shot-for-shot remake of Tyler Perry's Diary Of A Mad Black Woman. Hell, race reverse it too.

I remember he posted on the review of The Lovely Bones, the Marge Simpson Playboy article and that movie about the digital actress.

If it was short for "Theseus", would his name be "The"?