Firsties and Funyuns.

My Spidey-sense is tingling! Somebody call for a web-slinger?

Vampires are sociopaths at best, psychopaths at worst. Zombies are simply unintelligent. Along with Frankenstein, the werewolf is the most relatable of all monsters.

Fuck!
The hell with you cynical jerkoffs, this movie looks absolutely delightful.

It was okay. I think it's best read when you're about eleven years old.

And Toby and Godfrey.

I love books. I can't even comprehend how using some electronic pad would be better than old-fashioned paper.

Mike Engel is an anagram for "Melee King". I don't believe that's the name of an established Batman villian, but whatever, it's still awesome.

The Moon Pool
I tried reading it a couple times but I could never get into it. Apparently it was one of H. P. Lovecraft's favorite short stories.

Jules Vern is the shit.

There's been a lot of "respectable" post-apocalyptic fiction lately. I wonder how long it'll last.

Oh Man!
Jim Carrey was pretty fucking funny back in the day. He hasn't aged well, but he gets a lifetime pass from me.

It's Okay I Guess…
…but I think it could have used more Biastioc.

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I knew the dame was trouble the moment she walked into my office, see. But she great gams, so I thought "What the hell".

To establish the reason for the boy's fetishes when the spin-off came around.

FACT:
Werewolves > Vampires

How about an update of the old Battletech cartoon. Anyone remember that?

Nessie or Champ?

You'r tearing me apart Smurfette!

As opposed to the usual smell of New Orelans, which is gumbo and fecal matter.