Let's kick some ice!

I think what everyone is saying is that you can lower your gorge Trurl.

Barf Man
ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER
Cave Commentator
Elegant Victorian Lady
Biastioc

I never thought sex music was a good idea either. That being said, 99 Luftballoons.

godd = good, BTW.

Ripley is pretty godd, but I think the ultimate female badass is probably one of the characters in Black Lagoon. I'll say Revy, but Balalaika and Roberta are also pretty badass.

Ketchum?

Clint Eastwood ruined westerns for me. Every time I see John Wayne or those guys from Bonanza or Gunsmoke, I think "Man, Eastwood would own those fuckers in ten seconds. Fuck this."

Clint Eastwood in The Man With No Name Trilogy is obviously the ultimate badass.

Cats too.

It's a vampire. Of course it's evil.

They, and they employ a merc unit called "Blapwater"

And so ZMF takes another step toward celebrity.

Either they used photoshop or they just got the four original judges and Seacrest together with a cardboard cutout of Ellen DeGeneres.

I looks photoshopped, doesn't it?

Well, as Biastioc once said, "My death foretells my return."

I want more programming on the First Anglo-Dutch War and King Philip's War.

Pitchfork accident
Killed by Gordon Ramsay
Raped by giant three-headed dog

Larson and Watterson are generally considered to be two of the greatest artists in their field; you can't help but compare them.

I think Watterson has said ever since Calvin & Hobbes ended, he's just been focusing on painting.