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Tiger of the Mirror
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Maybe it will be a prequel.

The first is good because Spielberg is a really good director. The second is total shit. The third is okay because it's mindless fun, even though the ending is crap.

Fuck that; I want Nunsploitation.

Sounds Pretty Smart For An Action Movie
I wasn't planning on seeing The Book Of Eli, but after this review I kind of want to.

It's the only feature so good that I read all the archived columns and I'm thrilled to see it come back.

I'm Confused
Did Lauren or Carmen get to go to Hollywood?

I love how the AVClub is always reviewing obscure stuff like this.

ASS TO ASS!

Damn straight. I'll bet Letterman and Ferguson are just thrilled to see all of NBC's nonsense.

CAVE COMMENTOR = Jersey Devil

If they brought back Mr. T, they'de have to bring back the Dwight Schultz and Dirk Benedict, who probably haven't aged as well. And George Peppard is dead. As much as I would have liked to see Mr. T's return to the big screen, perhaps starting off with a clean slate would be for the best.

The scene where the bad guys tie up the A-Team in a warehouse full of heavy machinery only for the A-Team to escape and build some sort of awesome contraption will be amazing.

Also, there will be a great deal of outrageous costumes and impersonations when the A-Team inevitably goes undercover.

Also, there will many scenes where car blows up or flips over, only for the henchmen inside the car to crawl out apparently unharmed.

I'm with El Zilcho and the good Doctor. I was a little cautious, considering they didn't cast Mr. T and all, but hell, that tank thing was pretty awesome.

He's like Rasputin but dipped up to his hairline in Nair.

On The Subject Of Justifiable Homicide
If a sister or close female friend was engaged to this guy, I would find no moral issue in murdering Manson to prevent the marriage from occurring.

Manson's Career Is Built On His Remarkable Hideousness
He's the male Susan Boyle.

:Thunderous applause: