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Dear James Cameron
Fuck you.

On The Subject Of The Apocolypse
People have been expecting it to happen in their lifetimes ever since Jesus left. Don't hold your breath.

I feel like pre-Batman Begins Batman movie can't really be compared with the modern batch of superhero movies, as they weren't part of the superhero movie boom that occurred in the aughts.

Kingsley was pretty good in BloodRayne. I could see him as the Vulture.

The problem with Spiderman 3 is that was a huge steaming pile of shit. Shoehorning the Sandman into Parker's backstory and the entire Venom narrative were the most egregious offenses, but the whole thing was just bloody freaking awful.

On Gambling
Gambling takes a variety of forms. First of all is the professional gambler. He has no other business. His investment is a "pack of cards" and a box of "dice". See him with his long, slender fingers; with his shaggy, unkempt hair; with keen eyes, and a sordid countenance. He is prepared to "rake in" a…

How Long Until The Bieber/Usher Sex Tape Hits The Net?
How long?

I have a friend who knows the Lazy-Town girl. Apparently, she goes to Middlebury.

Stardust wasn't that bad actually.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say this might Nick Cage's craziest movie yet.

They're better.

The commercial is incredibly annoying, but I find the irritating hippie bullshit they play during it to be even worse than the B-grade celebrities passing around the phone.

I think I'm going to stop wasting my time responding to unregistered trolls. It's really too much trouble. Consider this the last time I do it.

I didn't care for it either, but I saw it too long ago to analyze it fairly.

Daniel Craig and Sean Connery are the only good Bonds. Everyone else sucked.

I'm going to have to start working that phrase into my everyday vocabulary.

Fuck the ZMF haters, that's a pretty sweet joint venture. I look forward to your next review.

I keep seeing my friends becoming fans of Owl City on my Facebook feed. Go figure.

While I enjoy symphonic metal songs unironically (so I don't have very good taste in music; sue me), I enjoy symphonic metal music videos ironically. Watching the average-looking metal geeks on a shoestring budget trying to look like badass Norse gods/vampires/LotR characters can be fairly amusing.