The hardcore Amelie fans are slightly creepier than Biastioc and much less interesting.

@ hot dogs: I understand your point and am fully aware that a lot of people are perfectly capable of drinking and/or smoking without getting fucked up. I guess what I'm trying to say is that opened my eyes to what substance abuse can do to people and ever since then I've never had any desire to smoke or imbibe. Not…

Goddamn Mark Twain fanboys.

I dunno, he has a lot of debts to pay.

Summernight City is a pretty good song. I'm not sure if the rest of Therion's work is defensible though.

I have never smoked pot or gotten drunk and don't plan to. My parents never had a serious discussion with me about booze and pot and when I was a junior in high school I went to party where there was a fair amount of weed-smoking and alchohol-drinking.

I know symphonic metal isn't very good, but that's not going to stop me from enjoying it.

Describe The Flavor Of Taco Bell In Two Words
"Guatemalan Juggalo"

Dear Amelie
That may be the best New Years resolution I've ever heard. Good luck with it.

Unregistered poster + Poor punctuation and no capitalization = Irrelevant!

Tiger's head is totally photoshopped onto someone else's body.

That response was not clever or well punctuated enough to warrant being posted once, not to mention twice on two different boards. Stop feeling so proud of yourself you fucking twit.

That's an interesting explanation Dumbledore, but I'm going to digress and say that 95% of the reason Van Helsing is portrayed as a badass motherfucker instead of a nice old man is because "Van Helsing" is an awesome name.

I've become something of a pariah on my regular hentai forum.

If you're not drinking mead from a horn, you might as well not be drinking it at all.

When people say that Hollywood should remake bad movies instead of good ones, I always think of B:EvS. I feel like there's some sort of untapped potential.

My all time favorite bad movie is Savage Planet. Thank you, SyFy.

I don't know what's more shocking. That:
A. Prayer regarding a Comedy Central program actually worked.
B. Your eyes bled.
C. Not every commentator is a godless heathen.

Well, Arrested Development was a moderately popular comedy series that received a movie after it's cancellation. Just sayin'…

I'm thinking it's because they're a bunch of twee losers.