On The Subject of The Kraken
China Meiville is the man. I will be dropping fliff on this one for sure.

See, I would not clump biastioc and ZMF together with ELgegant Victorian Lady and other gimmick posters, since I think those two are actually completely serious.

George Bailey is a great character because unlike most other movie protagonists, he doesn't follow his dreams but unselfishly gives up on them to do the right thing and keep Potter from ruining the town. I wish there were more movies like that.

Also, Flight of the Phoenix.

Jimmy Stewart is the greatest actor of all time,

Anthropomorphic Chipmunks, Na'vi?
It would appear that the furry fetishists are having a good holiday season.

I'm just saying that throughout human history, less advanced societies tend to be much less lenient toward POWs than more advanced ones.

As I understand it, Blondi escaped to the second earth with his master.

Well, most of the major Na'vi characters were played by African(-American?) actors and actresses.

Good times!

Karatloz makes an excellent point. History teaches us that every time an extremely advanced civilization loses a battle to a relatively primitive one, the advanced one always comes back harder than ever and fucks the shit out of the primitives. See Isandlwana, the Little Big Horn, Tenochtitlan, etc. In all…

I hear a lot of shit talked about Zodiac Motherfucker, but judging from his comments on the threads under this article, I think he might be one of smartest people here. Keep up the good work, you crazy bastard.

Bo Obama Is On The List, But No Barney Bush?
The disgusting liberal bias of the American Kennel Club rears it's ugly head once again.

Yeah, that was the subject of an episode of "MonsterQuest".

My all time faveorite Lost episode is the one where Sawyer kills Anthony Cooper. Fucking brilliant.

I feel the same way. Hell, I usually can't even watch more than a minute without becoming overwhelmed by the inane, plastic lameness of that show. And this is coming from a big Everybody Loves Raymond fan.

Good Titles For A Slasher Film Set On A Haunted Airship
Murderigible
Dead Zeppelin
Stratosfear
Scareship

Here's the thing about the international box office: Europeans are too drunk (if they're from the eastern half) or high (if they're from the western half) to tell the difference between good and bad movies.

I prefer Kolchak: The Night Stalker brand hot sauce.

I just like the idea of a magic 8-ball that says "ASK AGAIN LATER… YOU KIDFUCKER!"