I loved this movie as a kid…
…but when I saw it when I was older, I didn't think it was really any better than the other bajillion Christmas movies I'd seen.

I like Rick Steele. True, he's no Cave Commentator or Barf Man, but his shtick is solid.

Porn title: Buttsex and the City

Porn Title
The Lovely Boners

Conversely, sexual assault is the best reason to beat the shit out of a retard.

Chaos reigns!

The Best Reason To Support Gay Marriage
Hopefully, it will lead to polygamy.

She should just call it "The Herp".

Sea monsters make everything better.

Best Crichton Novel: The Great Train Robbery. Not is it only a great heist story, it's also a facsinating portrayal of Victorian English society. It's also an excellent example of why Crichton a good author: extensive research into the topic he was writing about.

If this doesn't get Biastioc to start posting again, I fear he may be gone forever.

George Clooney is a man with exquisite taste.

ASS TO ASS!!!

Hey now. Palin is technically functionally literate.

The eye holes in the teddy's head are seriously creepy. It looks like a serial killer's mask.

It turns out that they do like each other, and it wasn't all out of obligation. Harry thinks that he will come back next year, and, when he does, Hagar will be there waiting, as long as God doesn't fuck anything up.

Fred Vs. Jason

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Her voice is chilling, like a piano made of frozen Windex. Her eyes float like smears of fish scales on her candle wax stump of a head.

Maybe it was Softcastle McCormick. Wink wink Harry. Wink wink.