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This Is The Worst Thing That Has Ever Happened
Ever. I cannot comprehend anything worse. Seriously, this is just fucking terrible.

St. Vincent = mega hottie.

On Harry Potter
Every time I hear about anything Harry Potter-related, I automatically think of Brad Neely's Wizard People, Dear Reader.

Friends, CSI, Lost.

No, they actually used Alphamax.

These are the biggest problems with SVU are, in this order:
1. The plotlines are ridiculous.
2. The DA is a bitch.
3. Not enough screentime for Munch.

Her current haircut is terrible. But we shouldn't make Rihanna our punching-bag; it smacks of insensitivity toward a certain beaten-to-death incident in her past.

I love DerrickComedy, but the trailers and teasers for Mystery Team haven't done anything for me.

I think I Am Legend has some of the most unnecessary and egregious CGI in recent memory. Was the option of having actors wearing makeup playing the monsters so difficult?

Favorite SyFy B-Movies
Savage Planet

I Love It…
…how whenever a show buys tons of advertising space on this site, the staffers usually give it a bad review.

I will not stand here and let myself be criticised by a fruit.

Also, that guy who was half of Master Blaster.

Well played, Mr. Sucked.

Nothing good can come of trips to Death Valley. That's where I was conceived, for starters.

I'm enjoying some lemon yogurt.

Well, at least The Wrestler made the best performances and orphans lists. Requiem was NOWHERE.

Well, Dancer In The Dark made both lists. I can't understand why Requiem For A Dream didn't.

Good point Jesus. I retract my previous statement and replace it with yours.

Props for the inclusion of the Two Towers instead of the other two. It's definately the best.