Although seriously, the "Sideways" DVD is worth well buying. The Giamatti/Church commentary is so frigging hilarious, it just about doubles as a Rifftrax version of the film

Um. MATILDA. With Nicolas Roeg's "The Witches", a Roald Dahl adaptation that effectively captures both the sweetness and the darkness of his writing. With a tour de force performance from Pam Ferris.

Um. MATILDA. With Nicolas Roeg's "The Witches", a Roald Dahl adaptation that effectively captures both the sweetness and the darkness of his writing. With a tour de force performance from Pam Ferris.

I really liked that scene in "Zodiac" where the confidential-files security guy asks him, "Do you smoke?", and Gyllenhaal answers, "Once, in boy scouts."

I really liked that scene in "Zodiac" where the confidential-files security guy asks him, "Do you smoke?", and Gyllenhaal answers, "Once, in boy scouts."

Terry-Thomas, mofos!

Terry-Thomas, mofos!

He kinda looks like Craig Bierko from "The Long Kiss Goodnight" in that photo. I have nothing more to add

He kinda looks like Craig Bierko from "The Long Kiss Goodnight" in that photo. I have nothing more to add

I live in Maine- and as much as I enjoyed the main JFK section of the book, I loved the 200-page exposition/murder-prevention subplot, which was essentially an in-depth exploration of Lisbon Falls' crapsack community and the joys of Moxie

I live in Maine- and as much as I enjoyed the main JFK section of the book, I loved the 200-page exposition/murder-prevention subplot, which was essentially an in-depth exploration of Lisbon Falls' crapsack community and the joys of Moxie

He's also in Sideways, naked and crying. Not MC Gainey, however, who's naked and running around

He's also in Sideways, naked and crying. Not MC Gainey, however, who's naked and running around

I'll play Daredevil

I'll play Daredevil

GATOR NEEDS HIS GAT, YOU PUNK-ASS BITCH

GATOR NEEDS HIS GAT, YOU PUNK-ASS BITCH

That was probably a shitty line, and the movie is full of them.

That was probably a shitty line, and the movie is full of them.

Two things that you can judge me for: