Honestly, the entire character of Sykes - being voiced by a dead-serious Robert Loggia; his two brutal Doberman Pinschers; and the moment where he, uh, catches his train - wouldn't be out of place in a Lethal Weapon movie or some such

Eat pie (Spider-Man 3)

Zorg's mini-elephant-thing from The Fifth Element. Man, that little creature got a raw deal, being brought up from his desk only to get spat at in the eye

Gotta ask: What one-shot character demise to we prefer out of Season 8? Bobbins vs. the jet propeller, Incredibles-style, or Rex Banner getting a karmic catapulting?

I excuse this film - for any faults - only for the sheer filmic/choreographed joy of the Van Halen scene. You can throw stuff at me now

"Lili Taylor, a long way from Cameron Crowe movies" - What do you mean? This *is* a Cameron Crowe movie. You also didn't mention the scene where drunk/high Karl Urban dives off the roof into a swimming pool.

I'm sure this has been mentioned here already. But I agree with Sims… The first thing I thought of when I saw the Rob Ford news was VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER. He is the true-life embodiment of that sketch

Yeah, I'm reading the interviews now. I've seen Quantum a few times, but I can never remember what happens - mainly because the editing is completely incomprehensible and the dialogue is flavorless (unless Dench or Giancarlo G's onscreen - they can sell anything).

OH. That explains it!! I honestly never understood why that scene was there, aside from filler

On of the most blatant script-failure moments of Quantum is also the one I like most. It's the scene where Bond ditches any pretense of a pick-up line and says "I can't find the stationery." Did they literally forget how to write something clever, or is this a meta example of how: [BOND can say anything here. He WILL…

He also spends an entire reel scoping out KFC

That one wackass swordfight scene in Die Another Day was better than any of A View to a Kill's action scenes

I love "Licence to Kill" like crazy, but when it comes to undermining what was so good… I'm thinking of that final scene with smiley Felix, apparently unaware that the entire movie just happened

The Criminologist!

Still Max Von Sydow

It was more tolerable than that Martian battle, where he kept singing "It's Not Unusual" throughout the apocalypse, and reprised it with woodland creatures afterward

You have to watch the underwater scenes in the right mood - as in, drunk/high and half asleep. The scene where the Bond girl grabs a turtle and lets it take her around, for example. Or the bit in the absurdly long frogmen battle where a shark enters the fray, and some guy just shoots it with a harpoon, and the shark's…

Well, ever since the Martian invasion, there have been limited options

Haha, I remember him looking super awkward, lumbering down the hallway with his iPhone (iPad?). I do have to rewatch it at a moderate pace. Maybe this weekend

I was more surprised by the fact that James Lipton is 87. He looks like he could pass for late 50s