Two things that you can judge me for:

It should be filmed with Arnold and called "Eraser"

It should be filmed with Arnold and called "Eraser"

Your new goal is to watch Black Stallion before Mickey Rooney dies. He'll really appreciate it!!

Your new goal is to watch Black Stallion before Mickey Rooney dies. He'll really appreciate it!!

Murray, Aykroyd, and Ramis!

Murray, Aykroyd, and Ramis!

well, it would at least be polite to brazillions

well, it would at least be polite to brazillions

Biopic of the Large Hadron Collider
Nick Frost as the Collider
Simon Pegg as a Quark
Bill Nighy as the weary Head Physicist

Biopic of the Large Hadron Collider
Nick Frost as the Collider
Simon Pegg as a Quark
Bill Nighy as the weary Head Physicist

Kind of like the Sideshow-Bob-stepping-on-rakes joke, the "Bathroom out of order: Please use other tower" bit was so ridiculously awful that it crossed the line into the funniest thing I've ever seen

Kind of like the Sideshow-Bob-stepping-on-rakes joke, the "Bathroom out of order: Please use other tower" bit was so ridiculously awful that it crossed the line into the funniest thing I've ever seen

Gandolfini auditioned for Sal Maroni in The Dark Knight. But Chris Nolan seemed to have reserved that role for Forgotten '80s Actor #5

Gandolfini auditioned for Sal Maroni in The Dark Knight. But Chris Nolan seemed to have reserved that role for Forgotten '80s Actor #5

They must think they're… King of the Wicker People!

They must think they're… King of the Wicker People!

Spinoff possibility: We could easily forget everything to do with Gotham and just focus on Alfred's early life, back when he was a badass soldier/mercenary/whatever he was before he settled down as a butler. Maybe it could focus on his conflict with Smokey the Bear while he burned dowm the entire forest

Spinoff possibility: We could easily forget everything to do with Gotham and just focus on Alfred's early life, back when he was a badass soldier/mercenary/whatever he was before he settled down as a butler. Maybe it could focus on his conflict with Smokey the Bear while he burned dowm the entire forest

To be totally fair, JGL was the most mature actor in Angels in the Outfield