Shut up and stay home, you old fart. 

The Outer Banks are amazing. We used to go there every fall. I describe them as the Tetons of beaches.

Several Hitchcock locations (Fort Point, The Buffalo Room, etc…) and a very lucky tour of Best Brains in 1993. Joel and Trace waved at me and I saw Crow and Tom Servo's workbenches.

I wrote a treatment for a Father Ted. The only time I ever dreamed of doing something like this. Then Morgan died and so did a part of me.

She said…

I love this man. After Kiss Kiss Bang Bang he and Downey get a pass for life.

Go watch it again.

She was frumpy in the taxi scene and hot in the same ep.

And yeah, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT HARPOON?

Worst ep ever. I kept thinking they were all still high. How did Betty get so skinny in a few days. She was still frumpy in the party scene and then hot again in a week? And the stabbing? What a load of poorly made up bullshit.

Which is EXACTLY what i didn't know but was about to propose would happen in 2014. So I saw the future retrospectively.

*Edited because I looked up Dr Feelgood. So I was at least partly wrong.

@avclub-fb315180847bff00c17d1701b403750b:disqus No, you have it completely wrong. Deadspin got to the point that they were posting 3 anti-ESPN stories a day. It was, and may still be, a ridiculously stupid way to gain page views. It was all  anti-ESPN, poop talk and Brett Favre's dick. It had nothing to do with sports…

I don't like his stuff anymore. It just started to creep me out. Between his poop stories, the wanna be open mic comedians in the comments  and the ESPN hate, I just had to give up on Deadspin completely.

@avclub-4095a01e6ce9fd93ba5f955048310e2b:disqus Read his auto -bio. If you can find any human feeling in that book besides "self importance" then you did better than me. I didn't think he was a prick until he convinced me.

Oh AV CLUB I have missed you so.

You also said you were going to shut up. But you kept right on posting.

Shut up loser, your opinion lost and that's all that counts in the West. Now start walking back to New York and take them sheep with you. We got cattle to graze.

Please end this terrible series. Yuck.

She needs to respond to the feminine powder with tiny condoms.