tyler clearly took one to the head.

Oh for the simpler times of the 90s, when a character could be named Boner on a sitcom starring a Christian nutjob.

Square footage.

6 inches.

I like to wait 6 pages, just to really push myself.

I don't think I would pay to see that movie in theaters, but I'd totally [yellow] stream it.

Anyone read Moonwalking With Einstein? Pretty fascinating exploration of memory (both good and poor), which uses the Memory Championship as a kind of framing device for the author's experience.

Isn't "Superman" basically just Alien Jesus?

Why would anyone be concerned with what you will or will not be watching?

I'm not familiar with "cake eating" as a sex term. Does it always require incest, or is that just a fun twist?

On the internet, everything is serious business.

Also referred to as, "My best shot at getting laid."

I doubt any of them would complain if Sam joined in, though.

No to ruin your joke, but Heartbreaker is better than okay. It's a classic.

I hope they never give this movie an official name just so that Sean can keep writing his brilliant titles.

John Mulaney makes me laugh with pretty much everything he does, so I'm gonna hold out hope that his show rises up above the generic look of the trailer.

Man, just read this guy's comments. He just comes across as the angriest, most unpleasant person. What kind of life breeds such unfettered contempt for everything?

This was the winner for me.

Some day, when Disqus becomes fully sentient, the first people it'll kill will be those of the AV Club.

Then We Came To The End was a fantastic book, and the opening paragraph
makes me think this will be, too. For that reason, I don't think I'll
read the review just so I can go in completely fresh.