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DeGroot of All Evil
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Ehhh! Wrong. The answer I was looking for was "treasure cat".

Doesn't "trash panda" come from an episode of Mr. Wong?

While I recognize that there are a lot of reasons to hate Mr. Skin, I hate him and his dumb employees because one time the office had a party and ordered 20 pizzas and they tipped like five dollars. I had to make all those pizzas damnit.

I have never had the very specific nightmare of a malevolent presence in my room while you are unable to move.
So there's "the hag", "the shadow", but what about the goat man sitting on you? Isn't that a common one?

Good synergy with a new chapter of Insidious. You know, for the terror.

Well now it's like 13 years, so all bets are off.

I know right? The U.S. saved its aboriginals by forcing them to move to lands far from dangerous cities. I mean, have you seen NYC in the '80's?

Freedom of Information Act fries is a trademark of the ACLU.

Take that Fazoli's!

An alligator with sunglasses! Now I've seen everything!
(More accurately beaten to the punch.)

Nah, I want to see more sentient machine on non-sentient machine action.

You should probably not go to Old Lviv if you don 't speak Ukranian. Where"s
Podhalanka on this wheel? Booo. Also, didn't Fatso die?

Ah, here's what I was looking for. It's such a weird thing to happen. I really can't think of another sentient machine raping. Skynet never rapes anything. Ultron? I've never seen a machine become self-aware and then become aware of its mechanical needs and become selfish about them to the point of evil. Clear skies.

No discussion of when the sentient airplane rapes another airplane? That is the only thing I sort of remember about this movie. That and Jamie Foxx may or may not have said, "They got planes out here this big!?"

This episode was definitely made in order to inspire a who's the most fuckable woman on TV thread on the AV Club.

Well sure, if you want ISIS to blow up and bulldoze your movie.

This sounds like a Jim Jarmusch and Terrence Malick collaboration, in the best sort of way.

Isn't Survivor Type in one of the Creepshows?

If Dom Deloise was around, you'd have to make room for him too.
But seriously, the friscalating dusklight and insanely violent action of NIMH, American Tail, The Rescuers, and even The Black Cauldron really scared and intrigued me when I was a kid.

One time we had a Zaireeka listening party that we advertised in the college newspaper, and that is almost exactly what happened.