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It's not a revelatory concept or flavor idea. It's a pun.
But Mike is a lazy idiot who makes no sense when he says shit like, "I won because I got $5,000." Richard shouldn't be angry because Mike obviously has no sense of cause and effect; thus logic, morality, "chef law", and common sense have little to do with him.

You don't want to fly with Fabio's turtle. She is such a princess.

Yes, and he also starred as a young executive saddled with a chimp. I did say "basically". Try to name another where he doesn't play one of those. Stunt driver, you say? Same as action (anti)hero/ truck driver. President? Action hero. Elvis? Bumbling romantic truck hero.

I don't know how, but I know there would be him and a woman, and him, the woman and the mountain would do it in the valley.

Kurt Russell
Noel, I don't feel like going through all 600 something comments, but has anyone mentioned that "action hereos, or bumbling romantic leads, or truck drivers" basically IS Kurt Russell's career? This must have been intentional, no?

False. Cats also meow to get something they want, which doesn't necessarily mean they're not happy. My cat Dusty meows all the damn time when he's getting pets because he wants more pets. He is a bitch though.

Drunken Angel is an excellent song.

Every time I hear Cocomo I get something akin to The Fear. It's like the soundtrack to an epilogue for Inherent Vice where Doc comes out of the fog and it's the mid-eighties and a middle-aged Mike Love is there gyrating and talking about "afternoon delight" and "tropical contact highs".

The Wind That Shakes The Barkley is a fantastic name. Kenny and Charles in a war of attrition over TNT's choice of catering: cold cuts or Taco Bell.

I do think that it's important that we get to see Johnny Greenwood playing skee-ball and Thom playing some sort of snowmobiling game, all while getting pissed.

Phillip Seymour Hoffman looks exactly like Jay Bennett in "Jack Goes Boating".

I just wanted someone ta drink vod-ka with.

Oh man, I forgot about baby pranks.

Spend those 4 minutes masturbating instead. Don't worry, you can divvy it up.

Do normal people watch videos like this on the internet? Is it made to be shown in freshman level English classes or something?

Then you will understand what is right and good
and fair - every good vagina.
Your hot dog will enter her hall,
and knowledge will be pleasant to your dong.
Discretion will protect you,
and condoms will guard you.
Proverbs 2:9-11

McBain
Isn't that an actual movie that pits Christopher Walken versus some sort of cartel?

Rick Moranis
When I look at the photos of Paul Simon in "One Trick Pony", I assume that it's a dramatization of the (Grammy-nominated) music career of Rick Moranis.