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DeGroot of All Evil
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Child of God
When's THAT one gonna be a movie? Also, can Dario Argento direct it?

Does anyone know that they found 14 dead prostitutes in the desert to the west of Albuqueque last year? Because they totally did. Not a lot of reaction to it really, just like Silver Jews said, "Nobody cares about a dead hooker."

As far as realistic murders go, I thought the bottle-to-the-face murder in Pan's Labyrinth was really disturbing. In general I loved how that movie contrasted extremely real wartime brutality and duplicity with terrifying and merciless, but fair, fantasy.

Yup, Sir Charles has never gotten in trouble with TNT before.

She likes to incorporate food into sex, and I have to admit, I kinda like that too.

I very much like this concept.

Right down to it being Rick Fox at a conference. The difference here is that this Big Bang episode sucked balls. At least it did up till Rick Fox arrived, at which point I turned it off.

Just have a judge legally force you guys to live together for six months and eventually you will discover that you guys are totally in love and then you'll live happily ever after, despite Rob Cordry being around.

Now now, maybe it was just the Monitor or the Merrimack.

I am tired of the unreliable narrator because it just reminds me that I am getting nervous that there'll never be an end to the plot, just Bob Sagat going on and on. Also, it's hokey, not edgy. The beer bottle levitation joke was pretty good though.

While I agree the desserts were impressive and diverse, there was far too much drama for my taste. It was like Real Housewives of the Land of Chocolate.

What about Stefan from season 5?

So wait, you worked at Escape From NY at the time, or were just there? If so, are you Elena?

Burl!
Hi everybody! Where's Burl?

I prefer the two-handed great sword demo.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…
Go to 4:50: "This sword is a room wrecker, a lawn wrecker, a street wrecker."
Also, the big dude hits a cow head in the forehead around 3:30. And around 2:oo, they pop a balloon for some reason.

Well if you've got you're bundle of sticks, you're gonna need a gaywad of tinder to start 'em up.

Hehhehe. Oh Doc.

Wait. I thought he was Polish.

I'm just imagining what kind of menagerie Kyle Gass keeps, and the only thing I could picture was sasquatch.

They had to save Paul Lynde for Hamm at the end of the show. Also, Liberace not over the top?