"I Turned Into a Martian" is the one that gets stuck in my head the most. Then again, I tend to mash up "Astro Zombies" and "Hatebreeders" in my head.

I love the '80s House as well. First saw it on the Svenghoulie show in Chicago. I wish Svenghoulie would show this one. It does clear up a mystery for me, because the witch cat fight is featured on one of the Chunklet/5Seconds to live found footage dvds, and I've always wondered what that crazy shit was. Excellent.

Joan's husband
I was relatively sure he was about to get blown up while they were on the phone. For some reason I felt like nothing had really happened the whole episode. Don getting engaged to Megan was kind of a no-brainer. Cali Don is just like that. I thought there was going to be some sort of tragedy at the end…

It's funny, but I think Brooks Brothers makes corduroy pants with that exact scene on them.

What else are you gonna roller skate to? Ever try to couples skate without BoyzIIMen? Can't be done!

I ran into the scene from Time Bandits where they're in the hanging cage while channel flipping late one night, and it was on Telemundo.

The lyrics to Milk Milk Lemonade read like Thomas Pynchon wrote them. Or maybe it's just that I rarely read the lyrics of pop songs in Pynchon books. Either way, it is ridiculously vulgar and I could see Tyrone Slothrop really enjoying that song.

Agreed Wade. He's really been trying to get a classy lady lately, and when he's wasted he just tries to nail everything. This season he's been either getting rejected by ladies or feeling regretful for banging the ones he does get. If this keeps up he's gonna be hearing, "Throw me the keys lover. I wanna change my…

I am not reading the comments now, but please
Is this the first instance of citations (of a sort) on the AVClub?

Exactly. Even though I don't really like Brutal Truth all that much, Sharpie is still impressive when he gets on the mike.

Agreed. Everyone else bungled this story. You guys (possibly intern)… nailed it.

Everyone knows that the Professor's good news is bad news.

Um, looking through Keith David's voice acting work, I notice that he narrated a Nat Geo Special called Yellowstone: Realm of the Coyotes. It's on Hulu. I wonder if it's gonna be more Dad in There's Something About Maryish… nope, straight up Spawn reading.

Fenceposts at least. Now that I live in NM, there's a lot of opportunities to do that kind of perching, but it's really hard, and no one at the dog park gets the reference.

No poops, that movie would be Splice.

Juanito: What failings as a straight ahead shoot-em-up? Take it back.

I don't think that's how boils work
Boils don't return all the time, do they? That's warts, right? Besides the terrible apple jokes, this is what bothered me the most about this episode.

Futurama has consistently showed a laid back attitude towards sex, particularly when it comes to Fry. He can be banging Amy and still be in love with Leela. He can be both strangely aroused and jealous at the same time. I don't think it's rude to the fans of the show. I find it to be an endearing quality of the show…

That song was playing in CVS yesterday, and it weirded me out.

Ace really is the nicest. My friend jumped backstage at a show for The Slow Wonder and ended up with Ace's cell phone number. Neko is the banteriest (particularly when Kelly Hogan is around). One time at a show in Madison he claimed she had snakes in her belly and asked if anyone knew how to cure that. Someone yelled…