Louis C.K. got Sainted?

The other day I say to my wife, "I wish I had a little pussy" and she says, "Oh man, so do I!" Because she has a huge pussy!

I mean, it's like Tolkein and, I dunno, a drunk Edgar Rice Burroughs. Would they get along? Probably not. Would they have significant audience crossover? Probably.
But did Edgar Rice Burroughs ever write a nerdy British guy into a book to mock Tolkein? Don't ask me, I don't know.

No no, Lobsters, you're thinking of Shane Battier.

Don't ask me, I don't know! - Ozzy

In Albuquerque they play an equal amount of Dio and Ozzy Sabbath.
They also play equal amounts Rainbow and solo Ozzy and equal amounts Preist and Maiden. 94 rock is an awesome aberation.

I am absolutely against anything with the word "Groove" in the name, with the possible exception of record shops.

I really liked Wizards. Heavy Metal is fun, but comparing it to Wizards is like comparing Firestarter to Creepshow, with the exception that Firestarter ends with like ten minutes of blowing shit up, and we all know how Wizards ends.

The south has better college tailgates that is.

I imagine Green Bay tailgaiting is epic. I just think that, as someone mentioned above, the south has better tailgates, though there's probably more meth.
I did tailgate with UW alums at the 2000 Rose Bowl, and that was pretty amazing. There was a full bloody mary bar and brandy and endless sausage. For some New Years…

Tailgaiting in Wisco
You know, I went to Madison, and tailgaiting is not something that I found to be particularly impressive there. The walk up Dayton chugging beers from cups lowered down on fishing line: Awesome. Smut and Eggs: awesome. The line for beers at the White Hen: too long. But there's no parking lot to…

Is "Turner and Hooch, If Hooch Was A Dude" a gay porn?

The White Sox have been (or at least were for a couple of years a couple of years ago) doing an Awesome Job. Do they still do that?

I thought it was the sprinkler too. And I thought it was funny.

In order to celebrate the 2000's and end your lameness, you should commit sepaku with them, Real Ultimate Power style.
http://www.realultimatepowe…

I feel like BR 2 was kinda boring, unlike Red Dawn, but otherwise, is eerily similar to Red Dawn. Weird.

Lots of fire is always good in 3-D.

The apartheid points were sort of subsumed by the fact that the prawns on the ground were aliens with a society more akin to ant colonies than people. I like that it isn't a straight comparison, because it forces the viewer to deal with how people treat the world around them, and not into remembering and judging…

BOOOOO TO FIRSTIES ON THIS. RIP.

It's true. The love story is tacked on. But luckily, it's so tacked on that when you think about all the awesome parts in the movie, you don't even have to remember that bullshit.