Our Band Could be Your Life since the Butthole Surfers' chapter would be incredible and hysterical to watch if done well.

@avclub-41e23e24ee2670c4128cd7e5e5ee42ab:disqus You might have a problem if one of your friends is a twitter account. If you need help, I'm a Twitter psychologist.

"We'll Meet Again" (The Song at the End of Dr. Strangelove) with everyone dressed as characters from the film; I've always wanted a costume party at my funeral.

She used to be 12/5, but the network now making her put in a 13th, 14th and 15th fifth.

"Albeit without Bleep, whose pointedly unmentioned disappearance remains disturbingly unexplained to this day."
-He would've made it back too if it weren't for those meddling kids not packing enough food!

John Williams does have a gift for "borrowing" themes from classical pieces and making people think that he wrote them.

"Superman es Ilegal" from the movie "Under the Same Moon." The movie it's from isn't too good, but the song is funny: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus That's at least more useful than the gramophone I just installed in my car.

That sounds like a quote from The Oatmeal.

Think of the bright side: the career achievement award implies that Leno's career is over.

Calexico also does a pretty great cover of "Corona" by the Minutemen: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Brian Wilson and Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet. The world needs a version of the Kids in the Hall theme with vocals and moog synthesizer.

Though Calvin Johnson already took over the show. He's making it a show about metronomes and renaming it Beat Happening.

"Actually Happening, a “panel game podcast providing a dose of obscure trivia, historical nonsense and terrible puns.”
-So it's a bad version of Wait Wait Don't Tell Me?

Thank you. I'd like to thank the academy, my parents, Ben Affleck, and not John Cale, Sterling Morrison, Moe Tucker and definitely not Doug Yule.

I'd memorize "Fahrenheit 451" in order to teach people why we memorize books in the first place.

I'm glad that the Russel Brand Brand is still popular. It's still represented by Bob Loblaw and is frequently written about on the Bob Loblaw law blog.

But they're already turning the building into Jack White's new 7" single.

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"To what do I owe this pleasure, Satan?"