At least he doesn't think All Shook Down is the greatest Replacements album.

These guys are touring with Speedy Ortiz. I'm sure the shows will be full of gold soundz.

How's it going to work if they do the Spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp. Will he dress up as a dog, or will the dog dress up as a human?

More Episodes of Brooklyn 99, since the world must meet Holt's mother and husband. Also, the possible move of the Chris Gethard Show to Comedy Central.

This is a bit irrelevant, but your brother is the beefiest guy I've ever seen.

That may be true, but would you really want to have a conversation with those loved ones?

I don't know how, but this video somehow made Whitney seem worst than it was.

For Comedy (in no particular order):

You are a Goddamn Son of A Bitch!

I would add Pierro Scaruffi since he's written histories of rock, jazz, and classical and writes on anything ranging from science to hiking.

The Chris Gethard Show, since everyone should watch a show that has a Human Fish and a man who likes cream BUT NOT TOO MUCH CREAM.

This movie sounds like a fusion of "Wag the Dog" and "Seven Psychopaths" in the best way possible.

The only reason to watch Heathers: The Musical is if it has a full length version of "Teenage Suicide (Don't Do It)."

Kamau Bell wasn't the greatest host, but he was slowly becoming better. Also, how can anyone hate a show that had TV's Frank on it?

"NBC programming finally followed the lead of Jack Donaghy and Kenneth Parcell."

If Marisa Wompler gets to "womp it up," can Gino Lambardi get to lamb it up?

Are you having nightmares because "YOU WERE SOOOOO STONED. YOU FELL ASLEEP IN THE FRONT SEAT."

Yay! Listing!

Even though Johnston isn't the best singer, he phrases his lyrics well. Also, Johnston is probably one of the few musicians whose lyrics are as good to read as they are to listen to.

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