They won't. The essential difference between believers and atheists is that atheists can recognize when something's just a silly little story.

They had school on Sundays?!?!?!

He had a male and a female penis.

Would you settle for Evan Almighty 2 starring Feebles?

"Vegemite: Bitter Hatred Has Never Tasted Healthier!"

C'mon, there's a vas deferens between an obvious joke and a stretch.

I dunno, have you ever tried Pizza Hut?

ass lips

Compare: America and Australia both have abysmal taste.

Mr. Ed holding a guitar.

Of course he's a celebrity, he's the patriarch of the Serbian royal family.

It's actually a Croatian textbook with Travolta's face.

"In Every Haunted Home a Heart Attack!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now all I can think about is Abbas and Netanyahu staring each other down for 30-45 seconds with that whimsical music in the background and it ending with one of them saying "okay, okay, we'll see about that."

They should change their name to "Browntown Randy Magic Whistlin' Jug Band."

Terminal Boredom hit upon this in their review… there's "Thee Oh Sees" the full band, and then there's "Thee Oh Sees" which is just Dwyer's bedroom recordings. This is why releases are frequent, unpredictable, and spotty (to some.) Most musicians would release their solo output under a different name, but I don't…

I went back and read that shit. I gave Hyden a hard time, but we actually know each other. He knows I respect him, I just have to give him some shit once and a while. He does (or did before he became music editor) the same with me. He's not afraid to call someone out on bullshit, and I wish there were more of his…

So, I went through my comments… looks like I was pretty nice all the way up to that particular article. Maybe they were holding a grudge from something I'm not remembering, or maybe people just attack each other for no real reason other than boredom (it's the latter.) Anyway, do you then think that it's alright to…

Like I said, you lost your rights to politeness the second you started fucking with me. Cry all you want, make yourself out to be a victim, I don't give a shit. Fuck with me, I'm going to fuck with you.
Good luck with your flagging project (if that wasn't just a funny joke.) I understand that you need to keep yourself…

I wasn't rude to anyone that wasn't rude to me first, yourself included (the "can't believe I had to explain" thing was in reaction to a comment that, um, called my intelligence into question. Sure, I've twisted the dagger with you, but you earned that attention.) Man up a little here. I don't like spending my time…