You're thinking of the Secretary of Education.

I'm sorry. I should have done my research. Cubed bat flanks are a Moldovan specialty. Processed bat grease is the staple of Bulgarian cuisine. Apologies. 

"How do you say 'Sayonara'  in sonar?"

To be fair, Bulgarian cuisine isn't the same without cubed bat flanks.

"That 'R' is backwards! Huh huh, looks like someone didn't learn the alfalfabet in high school!" -Sylvester Stallone

It's a dog with a badge.

No, it's not a joke. Robin Williams was in that movie, not Matthew "That AIDS Movie" Modine.

They spelled "wisedom" wrong. HA HA HA

I think you're thinking of Robin Williams. Robin Williams was in "Good Morning Vietnam," not MatMod.

"I'm dead, and… hey look! Carrion! Yum!"

Or that photoshopped picture of him as the Crow that they used when they first announced this.

That isn't a goth movie, and it isn't very good either (except for the always awesome Walken.)

No, I'm just an idiot when it comes to replying to the appropriate comment apparently. And a bunch of other stuff.

I would still like to watch the movie where Bradley Cooper plays Sheryl Crow, even if none of these costumes look like her.

Fair enough, I stopped watching around season 3 because of the aforementioned problems.

Dude, it's terrible. There's a reason why goth action movies don't exist.

What?!? I think he looks classy in the Undertaker's hat.

I bet under all that darkness and brooding, he just wants to cuddle!

Your analogy is flawed in that rapping and playing guitar are not alike. Well, I guess they're alike in so far as strip mining and painting are alike, in that they're both actions.

Bullshit. Amerikkka's Most Wanted, Death Certificate, and The Predator are all better than the Chronic.