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Probably because the show had no rules. Other than leaving viewers with a (mostly meaningless) reason to tune in next week, of course.

It seemed to be written as it was shot. Whole sub-plots were discarded, pieces of information made irrelevant, characters added willy-nilly, etc. 

I didn't read that one. Why would anyone want to read about corn grown on an Italian island?

Tropic of Cancer was fucking bullshit though. It turns out, no one had cancer in the first place! 

yes pease

Jim Henson had a stunt double? Man, those Muppets must have been even more vicious than I previously thought.

Screech? I thought Sid Haig lost some weight and gained a stupid hat.

Absolutely. I usually have no problems with changing the rules of the universe created in a work of art at a whim, but Lost took it too far. Plus the acting was all sucky.

However, the case can be made that no one in the movie was 'actually' dreaming, instead the characters were under the sway of carefully, deliberately constructed dreams made for a specific goal (which can't be said for any of my "actual" dreams.)

…and fatties.

Fuck, you got me there.

Totally. I mean, I disagree with much of what he has to say, but at least the guy has a brain. Not to mention that on some issues he falls to the left of Obama.

"Don't tread on me, bitch."

OK… something less gross… "you should post some baby pictures."

Swap Steppenwolf for Damien.

Danny and the Dinosaur

Make sure to leave comments like "this bikini really hides the tiny scare on the inside of your upper thigh" or "even your father thinks this pic is totes hott."

Wait, wait, wait. "Rand fans' minds?" I think they share one.

It's a spin-off of Bones? Call it The Boner.

"White Light/White Heat" isn't a great song, although the way it was played by the Velvets made it a classic.