If you want to buy ice at the store in the Philippines, you got to bring your own icepick, a bag, and pick away at a big block they have keeping the meat cool in the back.

I would have thought the article with the word "murdered" in it's headline would have been more light-hearted. Sideways frowny faces :( :( :( :(

ME-TAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Ryan Gosling.

I was black suit Spider-Man one year, complete with fake muscles and silly string web cartridges. 

Kali Em All… the album with Jump Into the Fire, which is a popular funeral song there.

The Thing That Should Not Hindi

Huh, I always thought that the translation was "I'm Making Mucho Dinero and It's Barely Worth It Having to Tolerate Lars and James' Sissy Fights All the Time." Learn something new everyday.

Hey, I kali them as I see 'em.

In the photograph above, left to right: Dennis Duffy, Humpy Dumpty with a Jheri Curl, Hispanic Jack Black, and Ed Hardy Tom Waits.

You're ghandi have to do better than that.

It would certainly help to curry favor with their fans.

Meh. If Jaden Smith ever has a daughter that goes straight to porno we'll make that decision then.

Will Smith, unfortunately.

"Playing qolf at one of them exclusive moon resorts."

SUN RA and KOOL KEITH.

Ehhhhhhhh. So there's going to be a scene where the alien holds his raygun sideways, isn't there?

Does it though? To me, nostalgic pop culture obsession means lonely, slightly boring childhoods spent in front of a TV. 

I was looking around this Halloween weekend at people's dumbass costumes and watching lame cover sets by local bands and decided that my generation is way too nostalgic for it's own good. Most of the shit from the 80's that people gobble up purely on a basis of "neat, remember the (smurfs, transformers, duran duran,…

But on the plus side, no osteoporosis!