It's better than being a pot head worth ones of dollars. Oooooh!!! My hot pockets are done!

Soon all the world's pretension will be under Franco's control. Sorry, Radiohead. 

I'm not sure Franco's getting away with anything.

Wrecked 'em.

I think most of their grandmothers drink Shasta. What's wrong with a good ol' fashioned tall glass of milk, juggalos?

These clown assholes really maligned a fine product. I'm with you one hundred percent. I guess drinking Dad's Root Beer lacked some of the, um, badass-ness of Faygo.

Don't be cheeky.

Well, there we go.

"Pat Sajak is said to haunt these walls, if you listen real close you can here his eerie cries of 'buy a vowel?' and "would you like to solve the puzzle?'"
"You guys, for the last time, I'm not dead!"

The Anne Murrays gunna cut you good.

I heard the Hispanic guy from Half Baked, b.

Yeah, however, I've met Wilco fans that are intelligent. I can't say the same thing for juggalos.

Dog whispering?

Also punchlines.

FBICP

I think he's going for both of the insane clowns that rap. Sort of like Two-Face, but instead of the whole "good vs. evil" thing, it's "dumb vs. stupid."

Cheap cologne and Fish Filets?

I saved a "I VOTED" sticker from last November. I'm a moron for Halloween.

Nah, the illustration isn't skeletal enough.

When the internet makes a movie, there's no director. Just like Snakes on a Plane.