It'd be cool if you could buy this thing with an eightball. I hope it looks like the mouth of one of those prescient navigators in Dune.

From the looks of Hipster Corey Feldman up there, the only drugs he's done are by prescription.

Homer Simpson crossed with ugly penis.

He made a bunch of gadgets that for some reason instruct large portions of humanity's identities.

The future looks very… shrill.

That sounds like a recipe for getting constantly bombarded with "Workaholics" episodes. And eventually, suicide.

Computer, read this man's comment to me.

Fuck, so you're telling me that I'll have to think of words and then say them. Pffft. I'll be interested when the TV knows what I want to watch and then does it for me without having to go through the hassle of speaking. Also, Joel sucks.

Don't blame drugs for this. Blame lack of drugs.

This looks almost exactly like one of the giant balloons in Batman. Hopefully they're filled with the Joker's laughing gas, that would make this the first parade in the long, storied history of parades worth watching.

Sounds like you have the Medication Blues #1. Yeah, I know that's not that much of a funny thing. What could I do?

I'm so thankful.

I'm well aware of Rancid. I'm also well aware of the Clash, who they go out of their way to try and emulate. Basically, you're saying that they play punk and reggae, as all of the other genres you mentioned fall under either of those two headings with the exception of straight up rock, which incorporates punk.…

Yes, rock n roll is all a rip off. However, you can rip off others with originality and creativity. Rancid would rather stick to tried and true formulas, hence the disrespect they routinely encounter.

Until I see some vaginas as proof, I'm just going to assume they're all really, really lonely men with a tenuous grip on reality. (See also: ElDan.)

ElDan, oh man, you should see this picture of Ryan Gosling in US magazine. He was totally in shabby clothes and there wasn't perfect lighting when a complete stranger photographed him without him consent so he looks kinda bloated and haggard. You'd have a field day with it. You'd be like "Oh my god, who fell out of…

He should have thought about how that smile was going to be judged by lonely men on the internet before he went ahead and made a facial expression.

You're a real straight shooter.

"What could be better than that?"

That wasn't BAD MAN.